🦥 The World's Slowest — and Most Honest — Critic

Slothy
Reviews
Anything.

Food. Gadgets. Movies. Weird snacks from the gas station. If it exists, Slothy has opinions. And he is NOT afraid to share them. (He naps between takes, but that's beside the point.)

▶ Watch Reviews Browse All

Hi, my name is Slothy. Some people would say I am just a stuffy, but I am so much more than that — so come along as I review all sorts of things and share my opinions on everything. I may be small, and I may be stuffed, but I have a big heart and even bigger opinions.

Slothy in his signature black tee
🦥 Est. 2024

🎬 Latest Videos

Fresh from Slothy's studio (his bed)

🎬

Add Your Featured Video Here
Replace this block with a YouTube <iframe> embed.
src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/VIDEO_ID"

🍕 Food

Slothy Tries Fancy Pizza for the First Time

We went all out — truffle oil, prosciutto, the works. Slothy had thoughts. Big ones. Also he got sauce on his fur and we're still dealing with that.

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 5 / 5 Paws
Watch Now ▶
▶
📱 Tech

AirPods vs. $12 Earbuds — Can Slothy Tell?

A blind test. For ears. He could not tell. Or could he?

🐾🐾🐾🐾
Edit date here
▶
🌮 Snacks

Gas Station Sushi: A Review in 3 Acts

Slothy went in brave. Slothy came out... changed.

🐾🐾
Edit date here
▶
🎮 Gaming

Slothy Plays Mario Kart (He Loses Every Time)

He raged. He napped. He tried again. He lost again.

🐾🐾🐾
Edit date here
📖 Editor Guide: How to Add New Videos ▾

📹 Embedding a YouTube Video

Get your YouTube video ID from the URL (everything after ?v=), then paste this embed code:

<iframe
  src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YOUR_VIDEO_ID"
  allowfullscreen
  allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope">
</iframe>

➕ Adding a New Video Card

Copy a .vid-card block in the grid and edit the title, description, category, and paws rating. For the category badge color use class="cat-badge" (gold), class="cat-badge blue", or class="cat-badge green".

⭐ Paws Rating Guide

1 paw:  🐾
2 paws: 🐾🐾
3 paws: 🐾🐾🐾
4 paws: 🐾🐾🐾🐾
5 paws: 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

⭐ All Reviews

Slothy's unfiltered takes, organized for your browsing pleasure

🍕
🍕 Food

Fancy Truffle Pizza

Absolutely unhinged levels of delicious. Slothy ate two slices and fell asleep with a smile.

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 Slothy Approved
🎧
📱 Tech

Apple AirPods Pro

Great noise cancellation. Slothy can finally nap without hearing anyone. Peak technology.

🐾🐾🐾🐾 Slothy Approved
🍣
🌮 Snacks

Gas Station Sushi

Slothy is a professional. He finished it. He will not elaborate further.

🐾🐾 Hard Pass
🎮
🎮 Gaming

Mario Kart 8

Objectively great game. That Slothy finishes last every race is irrelevant to this review.

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 Slothy Approved
☕
🍕 Food

Cold Brew Coffee

Slothy slept 16 hours. Then tried cold brew. Slothy has not slept since. It's complicated.

🐾🐾🐾 It's Complicated
☂️
✨ Other

This Umbrella Hat

Stupid? Yes. Functional? Also yes. Slothy wore it for a week. Zero regrets.

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 Slothy Approved
A close-up of Slothy's magnificent face

Meet Slothy 🦥

Slothy is a stuffed sloth of impeccable taste and questionable life choices. He has strong opinions on pizza, mild opinions on weather, and absolutely no opinions on getting up early.

His reviewing philosophy: "If I wouldn't nap next to it, it gets two paws max."

Slothy Reviews Anything and Everything was founded on the radical premise that the world deserved an honest critic — one with fur, claws, and zero conflicts of interest. He accepts no sponsorships. Only snacks.

47
Reviews Published
12
Videos Posted
16h
Daily Nap Average
0
Sponsorships Taken

📬 Want Slothy to Review Something?

Send your suggestion and Slothy will get to it — right after his nap.